Hey Booglers,
Let me cut to the chase here, Oogle Boogle is closing down.
Oogle Boogle has enriched my life more than you can know, having so many of you oogle that boogle every day, and then judging all of your attempts was one of the great joys of my life.

Some of my recent favourites stick out:
Nat, on Oogle Boogle 0497, I believe this was your first ever Oogle Boogle, and you went with 🧜‍♀️ 💃 🦊. What an amazing start to what could have been a prosperous career. I had no option but to award you with 📝, 🥻, and a score of 78%. Unfortunately you didn't manage to get the eye, but who can blame you. 497 was a tricky one.

And then of course there was Leah-Marie on Oogle Boogle 0502. Now this one was a real cracker, Leah. You sent me 🦉 🐧 🤍. I think that honestly speaks for itself. Not only that, but you also managed to get the eye on that day, which totally sealed the deal. I remember hitting back at you with an 84% score, 🚨, and 🍱. Looking back, I honestly should have bumped the score up to 88%.

The last one I'll mention is one of my all time favourites. Nathan on Oogle Boogle 0511. Nathan you went with some classics here: 😇 😀 🥶. Now obviously I had to dock you marks there just for how cheeky that was, I'm sure you can understand why. This meant you got a score of just 6%. However, I was so blown away by the strategy that I just had to give you 🥪 and 🥦 as well. And to top it all off, you managed to get the eye too. I'm still astonished to this day. I'll never forget giving that score back to you, and the delight on your face as your eyes welled up with tears of joy. I'll treasure that memory forever.

I'm having to close down Oogle Boogle due to a myriad of reasons, most of which I'm sure you're aware of due to the current coverage of my situation by the fake news media.
Alas, I simply do not have the time to continue grading billions of Booglers' scores every single day. I must spend my time defending my right, nay, our right, to freedom.

Once more I would like to thank you all for playing Oogle Boogle, and I wish you nothing but the best for the next chapters of your lives.

Oogle Boogle Forever,
Craig
Oogle Boogle developer and score grader